Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got chris browned last night
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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