i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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