He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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