Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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