did you get engaged???
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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