I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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