everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success