fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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