Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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