Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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