He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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