are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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