hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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