We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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