Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
