so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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