just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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