i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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