Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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