His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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