If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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