Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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