Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!