im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position