"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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