is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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