God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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