so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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