so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
