I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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