I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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