think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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