butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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