erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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