It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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