Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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