Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she told me i tasted like america
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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