Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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