I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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