And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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