Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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