how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
