The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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