apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I party with great urgency now.
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