Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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