Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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