just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So vagazzling was a success
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
