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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  you would pick up someone in the library

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.

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• (916): View more from California

  He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  this will be a night to untag.

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• (661): View more from California

  Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If I was 5 years younger and single...

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  She STILL wouldn't fuck you.

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• (650): View more from California

  I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.

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• (516): View more from New York

  today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising

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• (585): View more from New York

  I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  But did u die

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  I found an onion in my purse

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