i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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