You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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