You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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