ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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