Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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