You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
