just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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