We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
