Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Why can't burritos get me drunk
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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