just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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