Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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