he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
