Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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