i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you will always have a special place in my vag
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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