Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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