Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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