On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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